Buy cheap, buy twice!

Bought a can opener today.
£3. Not the cheapest – which is how I justified it.
It survived 1.5 hours in my kitchen before the boys broke it.
Did I follow my own rule of buy cheap, buy twice – the one I preach loudly when buying jewelry tools?
Readers, I did not.
Also… why are we still opening cans like it’s 1998?
Does everything not have a ring pull by now?
Anyway.
Back to work.
Rant over. 🔧🥫